He smiled at us and welcomed us to the ArtWorld. “You are probably wondering why you are here.” We nodded.

“You’ve been sent here to help two of our species get along better.”

“Me & Marsha?” I couldn’t think of two beings less likely to accomplish that.

“Yes. An art historian made a mistake and gave the same area of the world to the Abstract Expressionists and the Minimalists. They do not like each other and have been undermining each other for a long time now.”

Yeah, so … I care? Why?